a smirking Snozzcumber with a massive nose shouting a million opinion about things it doesn't understand

Snozzcumbers don't know what you're saying, but it doesn't matter, they only want an opportunity to shout their mouths off and tell you that you're wrong. They disagree with everything you say (unless you're a nasty piece of [something] who hurts people for fun, in which case the snozzcumber agrees without knowing, understanding or caring)