True story. A cat is walking on a table with a book of matches. A dog is on the floor begging for the matches. The cat flicks them over

We're in a dining room with a large table. The only thing on the table is a small book of matches. A cat is walking on the table towards the matches. A dog is on the floor, looking up at the cat, sitting up begging

Picture a sophisticated dining room adorned with a sizeable wooden table at its heart. The sole item gracing this table is a petite, intricate book of matches attracting attention amidst the vastness. A pristinely groomed cat, swift and agile, is sauntering across the table, drawn towards the matches ...