Man jumping out off his skin in fear

Once in a blue moon—and possibly after a solar eclipse—an extraordinary, mind-boggling creation emerges from the creative cosmos. Today is one of those miraculous moments, where even Boris, master of eloquence (in Boris' own humble opinion), finds himself utterly speechless. And if you know Boris, you'll understand that getting him to stop talking is rarer than finding a unicorn doing yoga. So, without further ado—and before Boris regains his ability to ramble—Boris is overjoyed (seriously, you should see the excitement) to bestow upon you the dazzling, awe-inspiring, and possibly-too-shiny-for-human-eyes GOLDEN WOLF AWARD! Congratulations, brave creator! You may bask in its radiant glory, but don't get too close—its golden brilliance could very well give you a sunburn. Or at least make you wish you'd worn sunglasses