Hey, he shouldn't yell at the porcupine. He didn't start anything. Look down by the porcupine's feet. It's that sneaky little GEICO gecko getting in on this. His cut of the settlement is huge so he'll go all out whether the porcupine wants to or not.
In a German driving school, you literally learn: Never slam on the brakes for small animals. This photo is the ultimate proof why. You try to be a good citizen, and two seconds later, a prickly con artist is staging a performance for a whiplash lawsuit.🦔⚖️🖤🖤🖤🖤