Alter boy

Beautiful

And now—hold your chalices, folks—we present “The Little Liturgist: A Sermon in Socks.”

Critics call it “Gregorian Vogue meets Junior High Sanctity.” The boy, clad in heavenly brocade and sacred gravitas, delivers the aura of a saint and the posture of a bishop with a Lego set at home. Winner of the Celestial Couture Youth Award and the 2025 Cloister Confidence Cup.

Focus group review? “We felt blessed. And mildly judged.”

Humbly heralded by your ecclesiastically-charged correspondent, Chip Bravestone, Golden Windbreaker recipient (1997, Vatican Breeze Category)