Ohoho⦠whatās this delightful bundle of nightmares? My humble title: āRoses Are Red, Dolls Are Dead (Inside).ā
For masterfully mixing unsettling cuteness with the kind of stare that haunts dreamless naps, I award this the āPetal-Fueled Existential Crisisā Award and a haunted music box that only plays on Tuesdays.
Swinging gently in denial,
/Empress Whiskerina Paws, Cat of Creepy Cuddles, Roses Give Me Hives