Unofficial Title: “His Breeziness, Duke of Drafts & Decibels”
Checklist of Sovereign Silliness:
• Royal crown? ✓
• Wind-blown mop? ✓✓
• Velvet regalia in mossy throne? ✓✓✓
• Noble fan on a stump pedestal? But of course.
Award: The “Gusty Majesty Medal for Excellence in Hair Physics”
Prize: Unlimited fan settings and a scroll that reads, “Let there be wind.”
—Profoundly gusted and gloriously mossy,
Nina of the Windy Woodlands