1983 Oldsmobile Firenza and Fox-girl Vixen

Vixen: “Lord, won’t you buy me an Oldsmobile sang no one ever, certainly not Janis, and not any of the legions of artists since."

"I don’t know that I was quite aware that the Olds Firenza even existed. Sure, there were J-bodies all over the place, many of the winners of The Price Is Right’s Showcase Showdown did live in SoCal after all or at least had to drive their “prizes” back home."

"The 2.0 liter inline-4 cylinder engine in this car produced a whopping.... 88 horsepower on average."

"Firenza sedan wasn't anything resembling quick, but it was a fuel-efficient transportation appliance with somewhat more luxurious appointments than the Cavalier or J2000."