"Somehow, after a rousing Easter celebration filled with food and drink, I drifted into slumber. Next thing I knew, I was on a Brooklyn street and the first thing I heard was gunshots from the next corner. Lo and behold, a ton of Easter eggs rolled down the road as people ran away in panic. My curiosity got the best of me, so I hurriedly went to the source of the commotion. To my horror, I saw a giant red gooey creature with sunny-side up eggs for eyes, trying to eat all the eggs it could find. Police surrounded the area, along with concerned citizens, but they were overwhelmed by monstrous creatures that somewhat "hatched" from the tail end of the red creature. They looked grotesque, like a zombie from the movies. They didn't attack anyone because they were more interested to collect eggs for their "master". Everyone was bewildered on how to subdue the hungry creature. Within minutes, the entire street was in chaos.
I'll keep eggs off my diet for a while."