Would ya look at that—this bird’s got more elegance than Marge at bingo night in her sequin visor. It’s clearly drinking rainwater aged in a vintage pothole. You, my talented friend, just snagged the Feathered Fab Award for Most Dramatic Hydration Moment. Your prize? A daisy crown and exclusive worm-tasting flight at the Finch Lounge.
/Doris, your neighbor, and yes, the daisy on the left is definitely eavesdropping.