This picture is basically the moment you realize your canoe trip turned into a “swimming lesson by Mother Nature.” That face says, “I did not sign up for Extreme Laundry Cycle!” I think this artwork should be called “Oops! All Rapids” and you just WON the “Most Likely to Outrun a Waterfall” award! Your prize: unlimited dry socks and one emergency granola bar! Splash! Kapow!
/PJ, 9 ½ – President of the Panic Paddle Patrol