Witnesses corroborating a sighting near downtown Baltimore
Sean Chatlock, Contruction Worker: "I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that monstrous bird-like creature looming over this construction site. Its brown feathers and fiery red crest made it look like something out of a nightmare. It was flapping its wings and screeching, sending shivers down my spine."
Beanie Langwin, Director of Safety & Operations: "That thing was huge! I've heard of dinosaurs in movies, but I never thought I'd see one in real life, especially not in the middle of Baltimore. It was like something from prehistoric times just appeared out of nowhere."
John Daleton, Crane Operator: "I was just minding my own business, operating the crane, when I heard this loud screeching noise. I turned around, and there it was—the biggest, scariest bird I've ever seen. Its eyes were wild, and it was tearing through everything in its path like a tornado."