Butter Beach: Sizing Up the Competition

The Butter Beach county fair is almost here, and with that comes the Miss Butter Pageant, this year sponsored by Madam Graisse’s Butter Emporium, offering free butter for a year to the winner. Dozens of women have spent all year eating, practicing their best runway waddles for the swimsuit contest, and practicing their potential winning speeches. Though, this year there were only two real possibilities for the winner; Gracie, a massive blonde bombshell, and Maria, her “smaller” but more shapely rival. Grace had Maria beat in weight and belly size, but Maria just might be able to sway the judges by swaying her hips and her massive rear. Who do you think is going to win?