Village Green Crop Circle Preservation Society

How did no one from the nearby dwellings notice this giant doodle appearing on the village green in the middle of the night? And, more importantly where will they hold the village fete now? Half of the villagers want to keep it, the design reminds them of something safe and familiar. The rest want to mow it, and dig up the ground, convinced that it is sinister and that no good will come of it. They believe it has something to do with that Pagan Maypole celebration last month and the young hippie that works behind the counter in the Post Office. But what does it really mean?