I wasn't always a head in a jar...I once weighed 300 pounds and ate a pizza every day...I owned the first PUTT-PUTT MINIATURE GOLF ATTRACTION in New London Connecticut...I DROVE A BUICK!!
Now, my mind slaves away, checking and rechecking phone networks in order to ensure that laundromats, jewelry kiosks, and kebab shops aren't harboring secret sleeper cells...