āSir Nibbles and the Siege of the Sugar Crumbsā
Most thought Sir Nibbles mad when he saddled a snail and vowed to liberate the bakery shelf from the tyranny of the ant clans. But clad in thimble-forged armor and wielding a sewing needle blessed by the Bread Witch herself, he charged into battle at exactly a snailās pace. His war cry? āFor the Cheese and Glory!ā
By dusk, the ants had retreated, the sugar crumbs reclaimed, and Nibbles was knighted again for reasons mostly involving theatrical flair and an accidental flour explosion.
ā Penned with crumbs, Sir Parsnip the Chronicler