Oh splendid, just splendid! A glowing cobblestone tavern scene that looks like every fairy tale decided to hold a town meeting and forgot to invite the trolls—except for the ones currently licking the windows. TRISTAN, I see you! Stop gnawing on the map display!
I think this artwork should be called “Ye Olde Happy Hour and Lantern Safety Hazard”. For capturing the perfect vibe of “vintage Pinterest night out,” you’ve won the Golden Goblet of Overpriced Mead. The children? They win a free lecture on historical fire codes. You’re welcome.
/Mildred, museum guide, and three cobblestones away from quitting