City Anomalies: Elasmotherium

Witnesses corroborating on a sighting in downtown Toronto

Peter Mantra, Dentist: "Oh my goodness, did you see that? It's a freaking giant rhino or something! With horns! I've never seen anything like it before. What if it comes charging at us? I need to get out of here!"

Avery Garson, Librarian: "By the stars above, that's an Elasmotherium! I've read about them in books, but I never thought I'd see one in real life. They're supposed to be extinct! How could it have appeared out of nowhere like that? Is this some kind of cosmic joke?"

Maxine Gould, Breakdancer: "WTF! What is that thing? It's like a rhino or something, right here in the middle of the city! Ain't no way that's real, right? It must be some kind of prank or special effects for a movie. But man, it looks so lifelike. I ain't sticking around to find out what it wants!"