My totally professional title for this fluttery wonder: “Mothfaced Mystagogue and the Lunar Lexicon” 🦋📚🌕
Never trust a book that grows ferns, and never interrupt a moth during moon-prayers. This enchantress clearly studied at the Nocturnal University of Biolumino-Illiterature (class of ’03, same year I majored in Bark Interpretation).
🏆 Award: “Most Likely to Whisper in Winglish”
🎖 Prize: One glowing cocoon that recites bedtime stories… backwards.
Signed in nocturnal ink,
—Professor Benny M. Flutterwitz, certified Moth Translator and freelance foliage stylist