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It is a little known fact that John F. Kennedy was the first president to be elected by riding a dragon into Washington and slaying his political rivals with a sword.
Kennedy was born to an affluent family that had risen to power by being alchemist warlocks in ye olden Brookline Massachusettes, brewing powerful moonshine and selling it to goblins and hobbits, whichever side offered them heavier bags of golds.
It was through this wealth horde stashed under their home that a dragon came sniffing around, but after single handedly winning the Vietnam War by slaughtering the Viet Kong, a giant gorilla that shot lighting from its eyes, John Fitzgerald Kennedy knew how to defeat a giant monster. He tamed the dragon and rode him into legend.