Hi, I’m Tim. Yes, technically I’m a Prince of Darkness, but honestly, I prefer “Senior Systems Analyst, Infernal Division.” I spend my weekends configuring firewalls (literally—like, walls of fire) and optimizing server uptime in the Ninth Circle. My hobbies include coding in Python (heh, snakes, get it?), painting miniatures for my Warhammer: Apocalyptic Edition army, and singing karaoke (I do a mean Livin’ on a Prayer). My friends say I have a devilish sense of humor, and I make a killer lasagna (souls optional). I’m looking for someone who won’t mind that my “glow” comes from eternal hellfire, and who won’t judge me for having 2,384 unread emails in my inbox. Bonus points if you like LAN parties, candlelit rituals, and long walks through catacombs. Swipe right if you think you can handle a little heat—because Tim from IT is ready to debug your heart.