Hello, please come in! Yes, this is a branch of the Nosferatu Clinic system, where no questions are needed.
That's right! Our staff are the best in the business, only this isn't a business. We don't ask you to pay us any money, and we don't ask why you're here.
No, we insist. Just head on back, and our local No-Questions Nosferatu Nurse will be on hand to take care of you right away!
Oh, and, uh... Just ignore any red stains you may see. Our local nurse hasn't had a patient in some time, and now I have a job that was vacated yesterday!
Don't worry, everything is fine! Just go on back to see our local Nosferatu Nurse.
We won't ask any questions, and we'll make sure that nobody else comes asking after you either.
Splendid! Now go on back, and I promise you'll never need to see any sort of professional ever again for anything at all.
The nurse is waiting, and I'm sure she'll be very happy to see some fresh blood.
Just relax and enjoy today like it might be your last!