The Golgotha Selfie (Submission Rejected)

And the day came when Jesus resurrected and discovered that the two thieves çrucif1ed with him had met very different fates. Verily, verily, I tell thee, one of them had followed him into the Kingdom of Heaven, while the other one... well you know how it went.

So Jesus passed by and took a selfie with the one who had not believed the Word of the Lord. And that thief was so pi$$ed in seeing Jesus with his brand new Xiaomi Redmi Note that he almost came off the cross, poor unbelieving ijit.

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The original challenge title was:

"You Better Heed Me Next Time", Said Big J When He Passed by Golgotha that Sunday

It's the first time that one of my submissions has been rejected! :D

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