The mouse confessionals can offer some respite from the burdens that weigh on your little mousy heart. For only 10% of your cheese stash, you could be free from transgressions such as this*
"Forgive me, Lord Mouser, for I have sinned. I antagonized a cat today. I think he wanted to eat me. When he bonked his head on a branch while chasing me, I laughed. I shouldn't have laughed. I want you to know i harbor no ill will towards the feline. I did earlier. Momentarily. But I know his heart is hardened. I hope some day he will come to you, Lord Mouser, and seek forgiveness for all the lives he has taken. Amen."
*The partisan who agreed to share this confession wishes to stay anony-mouse.