Straight man Blorf Citizen: "Human, baseball players today have strange names, because they are hairless apes and are genetically inferior. For instance, one ape is named Who and he plays first base"
Comedic Blorf Citizen: "Yes..."
Anyway, it just didnt work, and all the humans perished from boredom, not just because of the lousy entertainment, but because the labor required was rating the relative quality of kitchen sponges.
I mean, the entire human population???