It's December 25th and Kapow Girl races against time across Metroplexopolis to bring presents to needy children, displaced from their homes by the evil real estate foreclosure machinations of Professor Criminal!
Behold, huddled in a makeshift cardboard city park, children displaced by Professor Criminal's mortgage mayhem shivered in the bitter air. Suddenly, the Kapowie Cycle roared like a meteor, Kapow Girl racing across rooftop gardens and clotheslines, showering kids with presents!
Professor Criminal, watching from his penthouse of ill-gotten gain, sputtered in rage. "Foiled again by festive whimsy!" he shrieked, shaking his fist at the giggling children. But Kapow Girl just winked, her eyes sparkling like disco balls. This Christmas, hope wouldn't be foreclosed on, not while she had kablamo toys and a heart full of kapow Christmas cheer!