"Eat me!" Screamed Clavian! And so I did

Clavian was a mid-1970s limited edition comic book produced by Effington Industries in Yorkshire England. It is derived from a medieval Legend about a self-destructive shark named Clavian who submits to death in a thousand different manners in a thousand different Legends at the hands of his shark father, Sir Kloonie. The father over and over puts the young shark Clavian to a gruesome end Sometimes it is by eating , I strangulation , by Drowning which is very strange for a shark and yet there it is , my poisoning and even by hiring other sharks to murder his son...and in this 10 second animated version you have just watched murder ballad number 451 crudely depicted. Note this, all that you have just read I have just completely made up and is completely untrue