Ah, the peak of Soviet engineering! Clearly built using the exact same scientific principles as Lysenkoism. They didn’t need aerodynamics; they just told the zeppelin it was a bird and expected it to adapt to the sky through sheer communist willpower. 🖤🖤🖤🖤
We are prepared to directly transcend and rise above imperialism and international capital. The proletariat will rally around the floating vehicle in the sky, leading to the great general strike.
A Soviet World War 2 vehicle introduction to the population, the balloon vehicle floats unsteady and flails sideways, both ways, occasional clapping sounds, coughing, and some yawning,