Monocle

Now getting to the bar's gonna be trouble So the Marlons'll have to be doubles Then you drink doubles The same speed you drink singles

Ah, beautiful, the barman Holds aloft the crystal glass And I'm having all that's in The bubble in the bottom of the bottle

Then by three or four Your head's a bit mangled Club's full, you mingle You dance the fandango You sing all your favorite jingles

Far gone on one, call me Baron Von Marlon One has a MONOCLE and cigar Dickie bow and long Johns My utility belt tells me it's to the bar, Batman For fat cans of that lager, then it's

Straight to the dance floor For much more fancy footwork, It's adored by many amour Don't bore me with your little Sidestep technique Get to the beat, loosen up It's The Streets”

• The Streets, “Too Much Brandy” ^^ This one’s a right banger and a classic go check it out!