Well slap my corset and call me “dramatically fainting”—it’s romance! It’s war! It’s questionable typography! I hereby rename this fever-dream poster: “Blown Off Course and Into His Arms”.
Award: Best Melodramatic Embrace While Ignoring the Literal Apocalypse
Prize Missed: A wind machine, three sobbing violinists, and a complimentary telegram from the Confederacy (and thank heavens you missed that last one, truly).
Kids, if I catch one of you dipping another child in a reenactment, I will call your parents.
With exasperated elegance,
/Mildred, museum guide, better luck next time
Congratulations to the winners! Wow! What wonderful creations I saw! You all deserved the highest marks from me! Thank you for participating and for creating these wonders! If you like, continue the journey with me, let's increase the adhesions, I would like the prize to be higher for you! I hug you all!🤗Neromagenta