"Blast off for adventure!"
That's our motto here at the First Corporate Alliance!
For a meager 85 percent of your gross wages and a minor labor indenture contract of 15 years upon arrival at the brand new colony world of Coca Cola Primus, you can become one of the very first pioneers to colonize this promising planet!
Think of it! A distant star system! Yours for the taking! We know that YOU have just the stuff we're looking for!
Sign up at one of our corporate installations on Adelaide on the beautiful Venusian moon if Ganymede!
Let's stomp the kick pedal just like Oren Kistra Degaulle!*
*Mandatory dna screening required and permission to record results for experimentation