Explaining my ingenious and IMMEDIATELY realizable project to protect the planet by means of a holographic projection while Vogons landing outside. Got the job, ofc.
Thank you everyone for interviewing at J Corp. Congratulations to vix, who is being sued for divulging J Corp interview secrets, congratulations to Wolf Parsnip, who signed a J Corp contract in 1920 allowing me to use her likeness however I see fit, congratulations to Bubble, who was about to be promoted all the way up until we got paved over.