PUN ALERT!
Oh great! Another "chick" "cocked" and loaded with a firearm! I "eggspected" more from you than this "hen" picked example of art! I swear, it must take a lot of "hen-durance" to make things like this knowing that it will really "egg" me on. Where do you think you are...New "Yolk" City? I would like a hand written apology sent to me in a "hen-velope" as soon as possible.
(Okay...I'm good.)