"You can call me Hopperdink, Detective Hopperdink. I'm here on a case. Looking for a croak-ed suspect who kermit-ted a dastardly deed. The man tads a long black croak and reeks of frog-rant pond-fume. Quite un-frog-ettable, really. You haven't seen anyone suspicious at all toad-ay? Well, that's a shame. I was really hopping to get some in-frog-mation here. Anyway, don't frog-et what I toad you. I wouldn't want you to run into him, or else you'd wind up very un-hoppy."