Larry normally has regular creepy nightmares, all about endless stairs or those two talking chairs, but after eating potatoes, he declares that his dreams are more about root vegetable affairs.
We all know, a fragment of underdone potato helps all nightmares to grow. Larry often dreams he is alive and wholly buried. Potato salad, soup, bread or cake, scallops, scones, skins, and waffles, poor Larry just thinks their all so nocturnally awful.
Potato chips he won’t eat at all… sliced, oiled, salted, and generally mauled, are the kind of dreams he wants to forestall.
With curly fries, potato cakes, mashed, au gratin, or sweet potato pie. Larry won’t get much shuteye when he tries.
Eating hash browns or Tater Tots cause him serious nighttime woes, but more of those details you don’t really want to know. It’s all just as he proclaims, but it’s those two talking chairs I’d like for him to explain.