Well, well, look what slithered out of a seafood nightmare and decided to cosplay as an overcooked meatball with anger issues. This lumpy undersea goblin strapped a rubber chicken to its face like it’s fishing for comedians at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Evolution, you’re drunk.
I think this artwork should be called “Dinner’s Canceled, I Ate the Chef”.
/Grimble the Rude Crow, “If it has a face like a wrinkled sock and teeth like broken rakes, it’s probably not your soulmate.”