In the Neon City Illinois, where REAL heroes reside,
A tale of epic showdowns, I'll not let slide.
John Wick, the hitman, so bold and so slick, Versus Scribbles, the ninja-kitty, oh what a pick!
John reloads his guns, and Scribbles, he sneaks,
In shadows and moonlight, our curiosity peaks.
With a purr and a paw, he strikes like a dart, While John Wick aims true, each playing their part.
But Scribbles, the kitty, he's swift as the breeze,
Dodging bullets and shurikens with such adorable ease. With ninja acrobatics and a stealthy grace, he circles John Wick, preparing to face.
The hitman and kitty, such an unlikely pair, Engaged in a battle of wits, a duel so rare.
With each move and strike, they dance in the night, In this epic showdown, who is #1, who will claim the right?
A feline with claws, a man with a gun, This battle's not over until it's all done. Scribbles and John Wick, in this clash they'll engage, In a world of Bizarre heroes, all the world is indeed a stage!