Sometimes a city isn't worth saving. Sometimes you just want to give up and let the criminals run rampant. This isn't one one of those cities. This isn't one of those times. In this city, there's only one force to call upon when crime happens, the Peanut Cops.
Peanut Cops are made of brawn and they throw off serious riz while they swag down the streets holding their secret weapon: huge jars of peanut butter.
Why peanut butter? You might ask. That's it! You're under arrest! Put your hands up!
Sergeant Jiffy! Secure the prisoner! Sergeant Peter Pan! Radio headquarters! We've got a dangerous dissident in custody!
It was just another day on the beat for the most elite cops in town. The Peanut Cops.