Your beagle is leaking out...

Beagle. Snout too long, nose too large, eyes too small, one ear oversized. A very loose collar, a tail bent at right angles, legs that are too long. A neck that is overly bulky. Long dinosaur like claws. Horror, sinister, dark, demonic.

A menacing beagle with an exaggeratedly elongated snout, a disproportionately large nose, and unusually small, soulless eyes stares hauntingly forward. One ear is grotesquely oversized, and its tail is bent at a sharp right angle. The beagle wears a loosely hanging collar, and its legs are abnormally ...