The Living Portal

"Excuse me, miss? Can I help you?"

"Delivery."

"A delivery? At this hour? It's almost midnight..."

"Delivery."

"Alright... just leave it on the... I'm sorry, what are you delivering? I don't see any package."

"Opening portal. One moment, please."

"Portal? Miss, are you alright? Do you need-... what are you doing? Why are you unbuttoning your- Miss! This is wholly inappropriate for the... oh... you have a... in your-?"

"DeLiVeRy! yOu TaKe NoW! LiViNg PoRtAl TiMe ExPeNsIvE!"

"Oh! That's a demon! In your chest! I-... alright, do I just... take the...?"

"tAkE iT!"

"Alright! Alright! I've got it... what even is this?"

"iS lEtTeR! sTuPiD hUmAn!"

"...such a rude demon..."

"Delivery accepted. Closing portal."

"Er...is that... is that it? You're still here... am I suppose to give you a tip?"

"Gratuity is acceptable."

"...will five dollars do?"

"Thank you. Goodbye."

"Goodb- ...and she's gone. Why wouldn't they just-? ...oh forget it, I don't even care."