Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as Piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach your self how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand-new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die Be safe around trains, message from METRO