"Warning: cognitive functioning below 15 percent of baseline. Readings from the left frontal lobe indicate that George Costanza is surfing on a giant doobie through deep space. The digestive system requests tunicates and tube worms, because you are a walrus. Kicking yourself in the groin would be advised, but your legs aren't functioning properly and attempts thus far have failed. Please refer to the instruction manual for further assistance."
Warning: cognitive functioning below 15 percent of baseline. Readings from the left frontal lobe indicate that George Costanza is surfing on a giant doobie through deep space. The digestive system requests tunicates and tube worms, because you are a walrus. Kicking yourself in the groin would be advised, ...