Oh, folks—stop your mortal to-do lists and bow to “Midnight Poppy Broker: The Wild Bargain of the Petalhorn Fey!” Critics call it “a fever dream dipped in velvet ink.” Intern Craig sobbed for 47 minutes, citing “haunting beauty and an overwhelming desire to trade my soul for poppies.”
Title suggestion? I’m feeling: “Whisper-Deal in the Scarlet Thicket”—it’s a brand ambassador for the uncanny! Winner of the Best Ethereal Mascot Award and the Craig’s Existential Crisis Prize.
You want focus group buzz? “If Prada and folklore had a moody midnight baby, this is it.” Brandstorm out!
—Chuck “Brandstorm” McSnazzle, who once tried to market moonlight in a jar and failed only twice.