He was a staple whenever the high school team played. His brisket was awesome!
He did get in a lot of trouble regarding the cheerleaders, but they did get a lot of free sausage...
He was forced to stop selling his treats when he was involved in a massively destructive and fatal bus accident. The bus drove directly into him at 50 mph, and self-destructed, killing everyone onboard.
Multigenerational families were extinguished. It was actually kind of sad...
He had a nasty bruise that eventually led to his great toe being removed.
Nobody came out whole.