I need this in my life.. 𤣠wait, I have a front door, that's usualyl secure enough since I have no garden! But if I DID, I would want hermit buddy! š¤
Thanks all for submitting your incredible product ideas. Tri-Chem looks forward to Further developing these pest control solutions. The Trineverse will be a better* place thanks to you!
Special congrats to the top applicants: @SECasey , @Flamingo_Bee and @PAH for an amazing three way tie for top product š„!!!
All applicants are now welcome representatives of Tri-Chem and will receive percentages of proceeds. You may now go forth and recruit underlings to further help with sales and distribution (and they too are encouraged to continue to do the same). The more you recruit the higher your cut. ā ļø
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*better for Tri-Chem's bottom line
glossy modern ad for "HERMIT BUDDY" ; with a photo of a rundown house with a mean hybrid alien pitbull-venus flytrap animal in the yard ; with the slogan "the only friend a hermit needs"