✔️ for proper pumpkin-less autumn vibes and bonus points for having at least 7 flower pots, which activates the “Cozy Overload Protocol.” However, this house has too many doors to be trusted. Everyone knows houses with more than 4 visible doors are secretly robots. I think this artwork should be called “Maple Noodles and the Secret Door Squad.”
/Nina, your ten-year-old niece, president of porch inspection politics