The truth? Well... he's retired, he's old, he's cranky ... and ... his days are numbered (because he's old š).
When he wakes up in the morning, everything hurts. He stumbles out to the kitchen half asleep.
His morning routine is two cups of coffee, a banana, and a granola bar. He gets online to check his bank balance. Most likely, he's still in his pj's. š
And then he gets on Night Cafe ... where he's instantly transformed into Relax Max!
Max is the man! Max is a young, hip photographer... stuck in the 70's ... and very popular with the ladies. š
Beautiful women of all kinds and colors party non-stop at Max's Hollywood mansion!
With Max at the helm, the old man feels young again!