This is how the U.S. works now. It used to depend on the week, but now it changes by the hour....

A 1965 4 door Yellow Cab, normal operating doors, with an overwhelming multitude of tiny, 3 foot tall clowns, white faced, crazed red hair pointing in all directions, and wearing one piece red and white striped silk outfits, running as fast as they can out the open backdoors of the cab, then an exact ...