Ages 5+
Gift your child a headstart to the impenetrable prose and Freudian symbolism of James Joyce in his retelling of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
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"Marian, she of the flaxenflock footfalls, betrod the morningway with a bleating satellite—ewelet snowy, snow-ye—trailing like fate's hemstitch behind her papsprung heels.
Woolward-bound, O immaculate fleece!—clothed in cloudcrush white, virginical and blethering in bleatitudes, it followed, aye, followed and unfollowed with the faith of a shadow that’s swallowed the light.
And all the childercries were cries indeed—
“She hath a companion of pasture-born persuasion!”
“Out, sheep! Out, out, damnèd cudchewer!”"