Nobody warned me 'bout 'ow big the Norwegian Blue could grow or 'ow owld they get before I 'anded o'r me eight pieces of silver for the big bugger!!!
But me bad back an' me achin' body ain't the worst of it. No! I 'ave one word for ya' - Guano!!!
I couldn't bury me treasure anywheres without this sod leavin' a big white trail to it!
An' no washa'woman'll clean me clobber anymore...
I can't wait until this Norwegian Blue shuffles off this mortal coil. But I'm thinkin' the winged devil'll outlive me, jut for spite!!!
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